Post by Cynetix on Apr 13, 2005 7:47:30 GMT -5
10) You are required to sit upright while driving.
9) The pistol will not stay under the front seat.
8) The engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7) The pit crew cannot work on the cars and hold up their pants at the same time.
6) They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
5) Police cars on the race track interfere with the race.
4) No passenger seats for their "ho".
3) Cadillac is not a sponsor.
2) Can't wear helmet sideways or backwards.
And the number one reason they can't be in NASCAR:
1) Whenever they are involved in a crash, they jump out of the car and run.
9) The pistol will not stay under the front seat.
8) The engine noise drowns out the rap music.
7) The pit crew cannot work on the cars and hold up their pants at the same time.
6) They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr.
5) Police cars on the race track interfere with the race.
4) No passenger seats for their "ho".
3) Cadillac is not a sponsor.
2) Can't wear helmet sideways or backwards.
And the number one reason they can't be in NASCAR:
1) Whenever they are involved in a crash, they jump out of the car and run.