Post by Cynetix on Apr 22, 2005 7:51:33 GMT -5
A teacher was doing a study testing her first graders' sense of sight and taste using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say their answers out loud:
"The color is red and tastes like a cherry."
"The color is yellow and tastes like a lemon."
"The color is green and tastes like a lime."
"The color is orange and tastes like an orange."
Finally, the last flavor the teacher gave was a gold honey lifesaver. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! Spit them out! They're assholes!" ;D
The children began to say their answers out loud:
"The color is red and tastes like a cherry."
"The color is yellow and tastes like a lemon."
"The color is green and tastes like a lime."
"The color is orange and tastes like an orange."
Finally, the last flavor the teacher gave was a gold honey lifesaver. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste. "Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled: "Oh My God!!!! Spit them out! They're assholes!" ;D