Post by Cynetix on May 23, 2005 7:55:54 GMT -5
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love", she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my ass is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says "Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
He thinks about it for a bit and then says "Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".