Post by Cynetix on Jun 2, 2005 8:00:15 GMT -5
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, she moved again. The man seemed more amused. On the fourth move, the man burst out laughing. Feeling that she was being harrased, she complained to the driver and at the next stop, had the man arrested.
The case came up in court and the judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. " Well your Honor, it was like this: The lady got on the bus and I noticed her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I had to smile. Then she sat under a deodorant sign that said, 'William 's Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a big sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident', I just lost it !! "
Smirking, the judge slammed down his gavel. "CASE DISMISSED!!"
The case came up in court and the judge asked the man what he had to say for himself. " Well your Honor, it was like this: The lady got on the bus and I noticed her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan 's Liniment will reduce the swelling' and I had to smile. Then she sat under a deodorant sign that said, 'William 's Big Stick Did the Trick' and I could hardly contain myself. But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a big sign that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident', I just lost it !! "
Smirking, the judge slammed down his gavel. "CASE DISMISSED!!"