Post by Cynetix on Jun 3, 2005 8:01:13 GMT -5
Elementary school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'Definitely' in a sentence?"
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue."
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
A little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny, from the back of the class, stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!"
"Ok", said Johnny. "Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."
First a little girl says "The sky is definitely blue."
Teacher says, "Sorry, Amy, but the sky can be gray, or orange."
A little boy says, "Trees are definitely green."
"Sorry, but in the autumn, the trees are brown."
Little Johnny, from the back of the class, stands up and asks, "Does a fart have lumps?"
The teacher looks horrified and says, "Johnny! Of course not!"
"Ok", said Johnny. "Then I DEFINITELY shit my pants."