Post by Cynetix on Jul 5, 2005 8:43:46 GMT -5
Bob, a homosexual, hadn't been feeling well as of late. He goes to a doctor's office to have some tests run.
The doctor comes in with the test results and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have A.I.D.S."
With a devistated look, Bob replies, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor replies, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Bob asks, "That won't cure me, will it Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."
The doctor comes in with the test results and says "Bob, I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have A.I.D.S."
With a devistated look, Bob replies, "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor replies, "Eat 1 sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Raisin Bran, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice.
Bob asks, "That won't cure me, will it Doc?"
Doc says, "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ass is for."