Post by Cynetix on Jul 18, 2005 7:59:33 GMT -5
A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he'd check on it later since he didn't live far and could walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil. He then stopped by the feed/livestock store and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose. However, struggling outside the store he now realized he had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home?
While he is scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who explained to him that she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane and I would walk you home, but I can't do that and carry this lot."
The old lady looked at his goods and suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, Carry the bucket in
one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
After following her instructions, the biker said, "Why thank you very much," and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I now that when we get in the alley, you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy shit lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!"
While he is scratching his head, he was approached by a little old lady who explained to him that she was lost.
She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane and I would walk you home, but I can't do that and carry this lot."
The old lady looked at his goods and suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, Carry the bucket in
one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"
After following her instructions, the biker said, "Why thank you very much," and proceeded to walk the old girl home.
On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no time."
The little old lady looked him over cautiously, then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I now that when we get in the alley, you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?"
The biker said, "Holy shit lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"
The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens!"