Post by Cynetix on Aug 25, 2005 7:45:13 GMT -5
Three ducks walked into a bar. "Hi there, what's your name?", the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great! Lovely day! Had a ball! Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's great," said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Same as Huey's! Great! Lovely day! I've had a ball! Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?"
The bartender, thinking he had these ducks figured out, turned to the third duck, and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles." ;D
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great! Lovely day! Had a ball! Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's great," said the bartender.
He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey?" he asked.
"Same as Huey's! Great! Lovely day! I've had a ball! Been in and out of puddles all day! What else could a duck want?"
The bartender, thinking he had these ducks figured out, turned to the third duck, and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes. "My name is Puddles." ;D