Post by Cynetix on Oct 17, 2005 12:31:24 GMT -5
An Italian, a Frenchman and a redneck are sitting at a bar, talking about sex.
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da
love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the
back of her knees. She floats 6 inches above a da bed
in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting. When Ah've
finished making ze love with ze wife, ah kiss all ze
way down her body... and zen ah lick za soles of her
feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've
finished porkin' the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk
over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the freakin' ceiling."
The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da
love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the
back of her knees. She floats 6 inches above a da bed
in ecstacy."
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting. When Ah've
finished making ze love with ze wife, ah kiss all ze
way down her body... and zen ah lick za soles of her
feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze
bed in pure ecstasy."
The redneck says, "That ain't nothing. When I've
finished porkin' the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk
over to the winder and wipe my weener on the curtains.
She hits the freakin' ceiling."