Post by Billman on Oct 26, 2005 8:36:59 GMT -5
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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NEWS FLASH! - Texas's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two A & M University students, crashed into Rosewood cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers
have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Texas and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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NEWS FLASH! - Texas's worst air disaster occurred when a small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two A & M University students, crashed into Rosewood cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue workers
have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging continues into the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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