Post by Cynetix on Nov 8, 2005 13:54:49 GMT -5
For his birthday, little Johnny asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
**edited for spelling**
The next day the father saw little Johnny heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Johnny told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too and I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage and no bike!"
**edited for spelling**