Post by Cynetix on Dec 12, 2005 16:26:36 GMT -5
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross thestreet when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said, "did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and then he wrote the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Thank you, I will. By the way, nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.
"Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and then he wrote the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Thank you, I will. By the way, nice horse you got there sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year, tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top.