Post by Cynetix on Mar 28, 2005 15:49:57 GMT -5
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, "Oh d*mn , my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"
The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?"
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "You don't like getting flowers?"
The redhead says, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?"