Post by Cynetix on Mar 30, 2005 10:02:50 GMT -5
At 85 years of age, Walter marries Mary. She is a lovely 25 year old. Since her new husband is so old, Mary decides that after their wedding she and Walter should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new, but aged husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Mary prepares herself for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens and there is Walter, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action." They "unite as one" and all goes well; Walter takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Mary hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Walter, and again, he is ready for "action." Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Mary consents to more "conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Walter kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Walter is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old, ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another. But as Walter prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. Walter, you are truly a great lover."
Walter, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Mary and says, "You mean I was here already?"
After the wedding festivities Mary prepares herself for bed, and the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens and there is Walter, her 85 year old groom, ready for "action." They "unite as one" and all goes well; Walter takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Mary hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Walter, and again, he is ready for "action." Somewhat surprised, but nonetheless willing, Mary consents to more "conjugal bliss." When the love-birds are done, Walter kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but Walter is back again, rapping on the door, as fresh as a 25-year old, ready for more passion. Once again, they enjoy one another. But as Walter prepares to leave again, his young bride says to him: "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. Walter, you are truly a great lover."
Walter, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Mary and says, "You mean I was here already?"
